therealthing

pentrin:

laughcentre:

peenstagram:

i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year

was it free

i need to know tho

(via andsinceweare)

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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(via andsinceweare)

“You simply will not be the same person two months from now after consciously giving thanks each day for the abundance that exists in your life. And you will have set in motion an ancient spiritual law: the more you have and are grateful for, the more will be given you.”
— Sarah Ban Breathnach (via ozonebabys-temple)

(Source: yogachocolatelove, via ashkarz)

“When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.”
— David Levithan (via maddierose)

(Source: simply-quotes, via ashkarz)

makemestfu:

 



I just died.

I THOUGHT HE ATE HER

Funny Stuff you like?

makemestfu:

 

I just died.

I THOUGHT HE ATE HER

Funny Stuff you like?