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liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

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uninhibitedandunrepentant:

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

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sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

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hoygiselleee:

Have you ever just wanted to talk to people in your past that used to be important to you? Like old friends.. Don’t you want to know how they are and what their plans are for the future? Because I do. I miss everyone.

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

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